Funny TShirt Slogans

* At My Age, Getting Lucky Is Finding My Car in the Parking Lot.

* Cancel My Subscription -- I Don't Need Your Issues.

* (On the front) 60 Is Not Old . . . (On the back) If You're a Tree.

* I'm Still Hot -- It Just Comes in Flashes.

* I'm Not 50 -- I'm $49.95 Plus Tax.

* I Know I Came Into This Room for a Reason.

* Don't Worry, Mom -- It's Just a Phase.

* Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up!

* I Used to Have a Handle on Life, But It Broke.

* We Got Rid of the Kids -- The Cat Was Allergic.

* Dangerously Under-Medicated.

* Madness Takes Its Toll -- Please Have Exact Change.